Facts About Rajnikanth

For those who don't know who is "Rajnikaanth"

He never wet his bed as a child,
the bed wet itself in fear.

Once the facebook's founder was hospitalised,
Because he poked him.

Once he participated in a race,
he came 1st,
Einstein died after watching that,
because....
light came 2nd.

When he was in class 3,
teacher told him to write an essay on anything,
Today that essay is known as WIKIPEDIA.

He once wrote his biography,
Today that book in known as GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD.

When he does push ups,
He is not lifting himself up,
He is pushing the earth down.

When he joined facebook,
the next second he got a notification,
that facebook wants to be his friend.

He once hit a six,
and that ball is today known as PLUTO.

Once he threw his ring in the air,
it went to a planet,
and that planet became SATURN.

Rajnikanth Theory Of Light:
Throw a beam of your torch light on a mirror with refractive index 100 at an angle of 17.63 degrees. The reflected beam hits the ceiling and then further hits the wall before striking the cigar. The reflected light, due to high air friction and friction at the wall gets converted into heat which in turn gets converted into fire in 0.001256 micro seconds. This lights the cigar and you can smoke with the light(delight).
Reference:
Rajnikanth's Theory of Physics - Vol III

Some Funny Facts about Woman

• A woman does not have a man's habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example - Woman do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hair with that gesture either. Justified!
• Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
• The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
• If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some thing twice. But if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
• Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes which are in the closet, you "just don't understand".
• Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling!
• Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
• Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
• Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soaps operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.