Why Beers are better than Girls

1. Beer is always wet.
2. Frigid beer is good beer.
3. Beer always goes down easily.
4. Beer never gets a headache.
5. You can share a beer with your friends.
6. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
7. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
8. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
9. You can enjoy beer every day of the month.
10. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
11. If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.
12. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.