Some Funny and Random Questions
- If the #2 Pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
- Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Why do they sterlize the needles for lethal injections>
- If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
- The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business.. didn't they see it coming?
- Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would wyou treat them?
- If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
- And if it is misspelled, how would we know?
- Would a fly without wings be called walk?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered hostage situation?
- Why are "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Facts About Rajnikanth
He never wet his bed as a child,
the bed wet itself in fear.
Once the facebook's founder was hospitalised,
Because he poked him.
Once he participated in a race,
he came 1st,
Einstein died after watching that,
because....
light came 2nd.
When he was in class 3,
teacher told him to write an essay on anything,
Today that essay is known as WIKIPEDIA.
He once wrote his biography,
Today that book in known as GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD.
When he does push ups,
He is not lifting himself up,
He is pushing the earth down.
When he joined facebook,
the next second he got a notification,
that facebook wants to be his friend.
He once hit a six,
and that ball is today known as PLUTO.
Once he threw his ring in the air,
it went to a planet,
and that planet became SATURN.
Rajnikanth Theory Of Light:
Throw a beam of your torch light on a mirror with refractive index 100 at an angle of 17.63 degrees. The reflected beam hits the ceiling and then further hits the wall before striking the cigar. The reflected light, due to high air friction and friction at the wall gets converted into heat which in turn gets converted into fire in 0.001256 micro seconds. This lights the cigar and you can smoke with the light(delight).
Reference:
Rajnikanth's Theory of Physics - Vol III
Hillarious Double Meaning Jokes
- He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine,
But don't worry, I'm a bottle of wine! - What's an average 6 inch long
inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
A: 1000 Rupees Note
Always think positive! - In which situation, Do men start sweating
in 10 mins and women want to go and on and on?
think..
think..
SHOPPING
God Bless Your Naughty Mind! - Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one...
It's keeping your mouth shut.
But I like the way you think! - What are three problems about being an egg?
»You only get laid once,
»The only woman to sit on your face is your mother,
»And it takes four minutes to get hard.
- I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh
creating creamy fomy liquid, as it goes in and out
up and down, can't wait till next time
My toothbrush - Feeling bored?
Open the zip!
Put your hands in between your zip..
and take out your..
books from your bad and start studying.
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